May 2013
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
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dylanquents:
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone that you can actually feel your heart rotting just because you know you’ll never get a chance with them
tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
nickelode0n:
baby, i don’t care about your stomach
or your legs
or how big your boobs are
i don’t care about you at all
leave me alone
turklet:
the moral of the story is never have feelings for anybody ever
meladoodle:
it was love at first nude
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garfielcl:
Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
everydayimwholockin:
when you come back from an exam and everyone asks you how you did:
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
shelby-cakes:
unproductive things:
talking to your ex
wimey:
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
